Beach Talk

It's Half Time...

Boy oh boy I've never appreciated a holiday more in my life. Corsica was UNREAL. Days were a lazy mixture of swimming in the sea, snoozing on the beach, playing rummy and reading. Now I'm off for round two in the Carib!! TELL ME ABOUT IT. I'll see y'all on the other side where I really do fear my freckles may have swallowed me whole.... gulp.

Amore Armour

Well I must say. There is no safer way to go about one's day to day business clinking and clanking with body armour. Actual body armour. Look at Erin Wasson in the Pirelli calender up top. She has the right idea and has even taken to protecting her nipples against the cold winter winds. I am currently bidding on a sheath-like ring on ebay in vintage metal. Get one too by clicking here. Ear cuffs/wrist cuffs...oh hell go on then, even neck cuffs. Yer that's right. Health and safety eat your heart out.