Nothing To It

Oiiiii Oiiiiiiii

London's ON FIREEEEEEEEE!

And I love THE BURN

So listen, when the sun's out, the last thing I wanna be doing is tapping away at the computer uploading pictures of clothes because to be honest ALL I WANNA DO IS RIP THEM OFF AND DO THE HAPPY DANCE. Clothes...WHO IN THE NAME OF ZEUS CARES WHEN THE WEATHERS SO GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD. 

But after a suitably long gap...i've caved. Here is what I've been wearing for the last 10 days...haha no jokes. GROOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS. Who cares??

Have a TWISTER for me!

Bikini: Laurence Dolige

Shorts: So old I can't remember but I made them out of jeans...

Top: H&M

Necklace: From somwhere in New York??

Shoes: From India-6 years old!

Patchwork

Ever Since...

I laid my eyes upon Isabel Marant's patchwork quilted jackets, I have been OBSESSED. So when I spied this bed throw in h&m I thought, yep, yep that's pretty damn great actually.

Get your paws on it HERE or if you are REALLY rich get Izzy babes's jacket HERE

A Toast To New Friends

Denim Dress: Isabel Marant

Skirt: Marni at H&M

Welcome to my world guys. Let's have a great Summer.

Beach Babe

Bikini: at H and M

What is it about March?

Everyone goes NUTS, convinces themselves Summer is luterally right.around.the.corner and then they spend all their hard earned money on bikinis, kaftans, beach towels....(suncream) etc etc

This totes doesn't refer to me. JOOOOKES!!!! I'm such a bloody wild one that I went all out and spent £18 on this green, checked hot mama from H and M. You can't beat them for swimwear. I can NEVER understand why lunatics spend ££££££ on expensive itsy bitsy teeeny weeeenies. Like seriously, h and m prints are always bang on and so cheap. Let's be honest, every year, last year's look a bit faded and b to the oring anyhoodle. 

Yeah- chuffed with this one. And I'll take her bod too if that's alrigh' H and M? Can I just add that to my order yeah lads?

Walk The Line

Clip Clop Clip Clop

Merry Saturday homies. Well it is for some of us. SOME of us are at work. Sigh. I have recently discovered the marvells of a good pair of shoes after spending pretty much (all) most of the time trying to slum it in unruly second hand toerags from Ebay. The above are a selection of my nearest and dearest. A shoe for every occassion. Perfectly rescilliant to all types of unforseen circumstances, are the entourage above. The red studded babes were £12 in the Zara sale. Real leather I tell you, and about the coolest and most comfortable high shoes I have ever laid my fair feet 'pon. The tweedy slipper shoes with the red piping are by Etro at Deuxieme (the shop I work in and can't stop banging on about) We have (by the by) opened a new little sister shop called Deuxieme Too! just accross the road which is selling more high end designer and it has a vintage section by Love Miss Daisy. The suede western boots are from Dorothy Perkins and they are THE BEST BLOODY BOOTS I HAVE EVER MET IN ALL MY TWENTY FOUR YEARS OF LIVING. My mum fell in love with them and she fears a purchase is iminent...God save our souls. The other boots are from a charity shop and H & M respectively. The pointed toes on the furthest away boots are great, real great. So that's it. Now I'm going to browse summer holidays...Figi anyone?

In my closet

In My Closet Bitches

These are my fave things at the minute. Or they were rather. I've been meaning to put these up for like, like, AGES but unfortunately I lost my camera lead. Sob Sob Sob Sob. I still love them a lot but since it's been so cold I've moved on to wooly jumpers that go down to my knees and who's hairs constantly get in my eyes and make me itch...ARGGGGGGGH.

So in no particular order whatsoever, the culprits are:

Mink hole jumper: Helmet Lang

Grey jumper: Isabel Marant

Black and grey holey poloneck: H&M

Arm Cuff: charity

Navajo bracelet: charity

Metal feather: present from the marvellous store of Emily Monk a la Burning Man Festival

Metal mesh belt: present from the rare kind of tiger that is Henri Talbot

Grey clutch/wallet: Bershka

Buckle Boots: Primark

Bowler hat: Coz I'm a bowler. Charity shop.

Shiny drape top: H&M

Friday Fantasy

Bracelet: £2.99 

Bag: £14.99 

Shoes: £24.99

All from HM

Friday Fantasy

...Frickin accessories OVERLOAD. Have a great weekend homies. Peace Out.

Marni joins my favourite high street shop...

Christmas Has Come E to the Urrrrrrlayyyy

MMMhmmmmmmmmmmmmm that's right kids. This is one partnership that is set to LIGHT our WORLDS on FIRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE DAM Homies! Daaang! Ouchy WA WAAAAAAAAAAA! Marni for H &M...

I'm absolutely OBSESSED with Marni's bold and colourful prints. One of my first ever blog posts was about hunting down Marni on Ebay. Luckily, working in Deuxieme means that I get to handle garments from this wonderful fashion house all the time. They showcase modernity and forward-thinking at it's best and couple it a modern slant on Marni's  classic prints. COS has learnt all it knows from Marni. I am a bit of a tomboy at heart, shying away from tight clothes and embracing floaty tops rather than bandage dresses, loose billowing shapes with jeans rather than tight, figure hugging clothes. This is why Marni is my ultimate fashion fantasy as the designs don't need to be pulled on over your figure, rather they sit beautifully in a shape of their own. Have a look below at the announcement! AND GET EXCITED!

The Pants

O.M.F.G...


...These are TOTES amaze. And totes cheap chic at £14.99. We totes love you H&M babes. Unfortunately dear, you have underestimated how much we love them and you have already SOLD OUT in both black and burgundy. Sort this out. Apart from this MAJOR error...we still love you. A lot.

Friday Fantasy Bi-hatches

Don't say it!

Just don't EVER say I don't do anything for you alriiiiiigh'....cos I bloody well do. Look at these fantastic gems above from Swedish superstore H&M. Who knew that the home ware was so lovely ehh? That blanket will do perfectly for the long winter nights. 

Now although it might seem like I'm permanently shopping, the truth is that I can never afford to do anything other than fantasize about all this great stuff. Which must be why I'm so OBSESSED with blogging about all these shiny things (in a similar way to how hungry people on diets spend their whole time yabbering on about food) Well THIS Friday it's different. Partly because I've been working very hard and partly because H&M have a brilliant "pay in monthly installments" option but this Friday, my fantasy (or part of it) is a REALITY PEEPS! After splitting my old p-leather trousers very unceremoniously, I have bought the one's in pics 4 and 5. AND the perfect boots in pic 6. THEY ARE PUUURRRRRRRRRFECT. The most lovely, slightly pointed shape with that metal slither at the bottom. Fabulous, fabulous. Can't wait to wear them out for boogy time soon. 

Happy Friday Team Cool